i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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