I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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