chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
