Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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