Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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