im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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