In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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