it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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