I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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