God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
My nipple is on Facebook.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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