i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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