How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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