you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
this boner is exhausting
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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