Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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