I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
