absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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