Don't you send me to vm
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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