In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So drunk its hurt
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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