I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
