my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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