Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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