and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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