idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
try to milk me bitch
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