i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
