Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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