My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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