To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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