no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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