doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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