i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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Oh Jesus.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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