Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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