apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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