why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Green mimosas i think yes
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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