so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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