It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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