So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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