Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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