Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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its like you know when i get waxed
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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