...so i touched it.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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