My room smells like vodka and shame
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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