I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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