it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Holy shit dude........stairs
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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