Nicole vs. Life
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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