sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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