and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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