I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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