with your own penis?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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