A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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