just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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