out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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